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God began to deal with me about my
temper and I believe was in 82 I made a
mistake I didn’t pray that morning I
didn’t listen to the whispering of the
Spirit of God the Lord said Jesse I
think the day y’all might oughta
minister to me my sister called me she
said Jesse you know something about
buying cards would you come help me buy
a car Deborah my sister I said yeah
Deborah come I said come on Kathy we’ll
go help Deborah buy a car she said okay
she said you know how to do deals and
stuff like had you been dealing since
she was 2 years old
you know Oh like I saw my brothers close
one time when I was 12 so ever and that
he had to make a living I did I stole
everything you had ice cleaned this
closet out so not it was terrible what
are y’all laughing at some of you
probably bought it we don’t know No
so anyway I go down there and we went to
the Chevrolet dealership Kathy was with
me he and my brother won’t want to buy a
truck now this is 19 I think 81 or 82 so
I’m in there and I’m I’m looking around
I said I said well I’ll pick what truck
you want he said well I like that one on
the on the showroom floor I said okay
let me look at the sticker price on cuz
I used to sell cars when I was about 18
years old I was pretty good salesman you
know just trying to pick up a few
dollars here in there so I look at it
like that he says uh I said now this is
one you want yeah
so I said salesman said well let’s just
go in my office and make us a deal so I
went with him so you made the deal I
said that’s no good and I’m standing up
I said that’s no good I looked at me
like that and guy look at me said sir
I said that’s not good you’re not doing
anything there don’t insult my
intelligence that’s no good
yeah but I’m giving her this for their
car said yet and give them nothing
that’s that’s markup you ain’t get my
dime mean put one nipple in that car
that they trade in it now let’s do some
day let me tell you what we want here
boom boom boom ice and I know you got to
make a living but you don’t have to make
a kill it
well I could see it made that more mad I
could see him squirming this is the
salesman so he said I got to go talk to
my supervisor my boss to see if he’ll
take this deal you know how to go out
and talk I’ll say listen he said listen
just say do whatever we get this thing
down he I don’t care how much it cost me
I just want to know how much the note is
see that’s America America I don’t care
how much anything costs how much is the
note
well we’ll finance it to you for 937
million years at $10 a month we’ll take
it
now you may pick 2 for the rest of your
life and your grandchildren but you’re
not interested in that you just want to
know how much is the note which is a bad
mentality
it’s called credit cards you they make
so billions of dollars on interest so he
comes back said we can’t do that I said
yes you can he said oh you buying the
trucker here I said he is but I’m doing
it did they kind of made me man I saw
Cathy look at me like that
I could see cathegory we’re gonna calm
down
I thought what’s the matter guy thinks
I’m an idiot I know how to buy an
automobile who’s this idiot anyway
probably just went to work it probably
just he probably takes a draw instead of
making any money on yeah that’s all
going through my mind I didn’t like his
attitude
cuz I’m trying to help my sister my
brother-in-law back off so he kept going
back and forth I said I tell you well
why don’t we stop all this and get your
boss to come and then we can settle this
thing up pretty quick he said what are
you her finance man oh no no no I felt
it Tabasco sauce come up my legs
I got hot all of a sudden I could hear
this I’m gonna make you an offer you
can’t refuse and I saw Kathy Jesse just
sit I heard the Lord said Jesse Jesse it
was a whisper but not I’m anointed a God
I got God living in me but right now the
flesh has said we’re gonna repent after
we kicked this boy’s brain go yeah
knocking here Kathy going Jesse Jesse he
said what about you huh finance man he
said it twice I said you know he was
bigger than I was now he had said this
he was stay here instead of coming into
the office coming back from making the
decision from his boss he was out there
I turned around I said what’d you say I
said what’d you say he looked at me he
bite ready to say when he did my arm aah
I pushed him up against that truck jam
my leg between his leg I got it he he’s
off balance I’ve got this sucker I got
it
there’s Kathy gone that I denied I ran
back to hit this guy I mean I’m coming
I’ll sit it just mad yeah my sister
going look I mean I’m red bag the guy’s
gonna take the lick I got him he’s off
balance I am gonna pop this but I could
see the blood coming down at window you
want some of me ha ha I’ll show you what
this little guy do I’ll rip your skin
off get inside your eyes more I was hot
lost it
I mean I’m ran back I heard Kath in the
back hey hey all right my brother my we
trying to get my brother save he turns
around says anybody else want something
here come on
am I telling the truth got it it was
Tara my brother stands up he come to
managing his salesmen he said come on
come on go ahead hit him and I heard if
I ever heard God talk I heard him
I mean I’m red I’m coming I’m at him and
I’m so mad and I heard the Lord say
witness to him hey Keith
and I saw the guy said hey go up witness
to him
what I’m gonna say the violet taken
before that’s what i’ma say you got
scriptures coming up in your mind it was
a shame that God had the holler at me
when I hear him whispering why would
even have to raise his voice I was wrong
the man said and I licked him I said
listen he said listen listen you can
have the truck you can have the truck if
my brother said measure my brother he’s
a preacher I went
now I am not exaggerating you can ask my
wife is hot that’s Cathy
it’s that I could see in her life it’s
the atoms that mess up the whole world I
said sir I apologize I am a preacher he
said okay okay I said no listen listen
I’m sorry he said no no we’d give you a
coffee we’ll give you the truffle with
that’s fine that’s fine I mean my but my
brother says anybody gonna call no cops
anybody called cops in here you better
call some ambulances because if we go on
to jail we’re gone with your skin under
our nails now I am not lying I was so
embarrassed say what David said the Lord
smote me I’m not proud of this but the
reason I’m telling you that cuz probably
some of you have done this why did God
have to howl at me I had been in the
Holies of Holies
I went beyond John’s immersion why do
you have to howl at me
what a foolish stupid thing to do and
I’m a minister the gospel so offered to
buy the man dinner he didn’t want to eat
with me
I said look uh I hear hissing my take
listen I am sorry I I am a minister the
gospel I should learn I could
I forgive me I thank God I wasn’t on
television at that time but I was I was
so so wrong and I said Lord forgive me
suggest I love you I forgive you but
I’ve been telling you to handle this
temper for a long time I said God take
this from it yes I didn’t give it to you
what am I gonna do with your temper I’d
have to go to hell because that’s the
only place it fits
well what I’m gonna do with this you
have got to crucify this thing so I said
okay with a pitcher Matt knowledge of
God even knowing when he whispers why
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you can laugh about that but the man
needed Jesus cussing all over an airport
at hot dog machine you need God
Reverend your dog’s messing with my dog
I said he’s not saying he’s a halo would
he hit that hole I’m trying to get he
bout it you get down a brother merry
heart doeth good like a medicine vol.1
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